Talkin’ like a real asshole since 1990, yet I never pay for drinks. I may not hit rock bottom but I’ll sure slap the hell out of those walls. Lover of cats and all things furry/impassive. I’m not worried about the wrinkles around my smile: I prefer my puns intended and my laugh is funnier than my jokes. And I can quote Anchorman better than you and all of your friends.