Book reviews for days. Talkin’ like a real asshole since 1990, and I never pay for drinks. Self-proclaimed queen of the messy bun. Lover of cats, german shepherds and all things furry + impassive. I’m not worried about the wrinkles around my smile: I prefer my puns intended and my laugh is funnier than my jokes. I may not hit rock bottom but I’ll sure slap the hell out of the sides.