oh, hello. it’s gretchen.
a real mom to a real baby with a real messy life. so happy to have you here. join me.
mom to the real prince archie 🤘🏽 married to a reese’s addict.
I like cats and dogs and all animals (minus humans). I spend my time just like all the other moms: white claw in hand, jamming out in my pajamas to Macklemore/Kesha collabs like it’s my job. and maybe it should be.
I may not hit rock bottom but I’ll sure slap the hell out of the sides.
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