How To Talk To Your Cat about Gun Safety, and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives by Zachary Auburn

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If you’re in the market for a book to leave out on your coffee table in eyesight of any guests you’re hoping to thoroughly freak out, look no further. This sarcastic little gem proved to be an easy read and kept me entertained from start to finish. As an avid cat lady, I’m constantly on the lookout for feline-related decor for my house and this book met/exceeded my creepy expectations.

“It is frequently said that curiosity killed the cat, but what is often left unsaid is that the actual cause of death was the improper discharge of a firearm by a poorly trained feline. Cats are inquisitive creatures, no doubt about it. They are going to explore every nook and cranny of your home. And if you keep a firearm in your place of residence (which you should), it is only a matter of time before your cat discovers it. Pawse for a meowment to think about which scenario you would rather have play out.”

Hehehe. That shit cracked me up. This book took me about 45 minutes to read and it was totally worth every second.

Click here to add it to your library.

Also, one of my upcoming posts is going to be about my amazing experience at BinderCon NYC, so be on the lookout! Super exciting news to share with you guys about my future book 🙂

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I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.

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About readwithg

I may not hit rock bottom but I'll sure slap the hell out of the walls. Lover of cats and all things furry/impassive. I'm not worried about the wrinkles around my smile: I prefer my puns intended and my laugh is funnier than my jokes.
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3 Responses to How To Talk To Your Cat about Gun Safety, and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives by Zachary Auburn

  1. This book sounds like it was made for me (and my infuriatingly conservative extended family). If they ever came to visit (they don’t), I’d definitely want this on my coffee table. I might have to get my hands on it anyway!

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  2. Oh gosh, I love this. My cat gets into a lot of mischief and this book sounds hilarious to read.

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